Don’t touch me. I’m fabulous. I will decide if you may touch me.

Nobody should ever touch me. I’m fabulous. Nobody can tell me otherwise. I’m the best.

mentholmadness:

me too

Every day of my life

ifyouwereamovie:

~

cranniesinmybrain:

thesassylorax:

looz-y:

magibuster:

Good Stitch, best alien.

stitch knows when to let lilo go when her mother is involved

A good friend knows when to hold you back.

A best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.

Amen.   

grrrenadine:

ta da

Lover everything about this

phoenios:

Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.

Life needs to go back to being easy like in high school.

vagisodium:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

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